Steven Colbert meets John, Jason, Jeff, the other John, and the Cute One at the Plainfield Curling Club in New club for some heart to heart talk and some head to head competition.

This may explain it:

File this post under “things that slide on ice and crash into one another”, from Portland, Oregon last winter. The recklessness with which people treat automobiles never ceases to astound me.

Those crazy West Coasters! Be thankful that we hardy Duluthians have more common sense and better developed winter driving skills– Oh wait, never mind. . .